“The creature possessed a peculiar phone within its tent, tethered to a strange, glowing contraption. The name on the screen read, simply: 'God'... could it truly be...?”
Bert Huffman
Burning Man Burgin
"I believe the Cancer Sword truly has the power to heal. Since as we have recently learned, the Placebo effect is definitely real! So if you are lucky enough to encounter this magical sword, I urge you to give it a try!"
Miranda Trinity
Camp Lead: The Elders
"Holy moly that was some damn fine tea! I've been to Morocco way back, and this is exactly how they make it over there! I swear this shit can sooth the devil himself! Maybe if world leaders drank this, we'd have peace?!"
Yevgenie Pizdiets
Just a random dude from Kazakhstan
